So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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