i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
