I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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