uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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