Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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