Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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