It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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