I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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