If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
