I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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