Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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