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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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