Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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