Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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