she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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