i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Bring me that man meat
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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