I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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