did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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