so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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