i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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