My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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