Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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