Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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