if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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