But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
where are you?
Hypothermia
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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