i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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