1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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