She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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