About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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