How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Randomize
