physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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