Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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