dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
