she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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