I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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