There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Couch. On fire.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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