Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Randomize