is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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