he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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