Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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