how hairy? two words: wookie tits
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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