He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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