My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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