I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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