It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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