I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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