she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
