A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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