need another drink. this is the easiest way
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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