I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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