you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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