There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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