we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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