THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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