There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
did i walk over a car last night?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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