Already got asked if we're dating
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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