I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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