I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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